The average person laffs 10 times a day

So I’m still up at 4:55am since my day has been long and cheery,

it involved collecting a Siberian Husky in a taxi to bring back to Funleery.

From there we walked to Seapoint and went to the beach.

A three hour walkies. It was 3am wen mai house we did reach.

I remembered it was Mothers Day tomorrow (technically today)

and had to shred magazines apart and think of a GIFT which requires no pay.

Luckily I’m a genie and I jst made Mommy a meal token in a box

No word of a lie, shes gonna think it rocks.

I must now head to smelly bed after my sweethearts gudnight kiss

But firstly I must laugh one more time at this…

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